Chapter 1
That morning I got my first job. The shorthouse from the consultants congratulated me with a handshake. His hand was little and clammy like a dead sardine, so I tried to wriggle free and for a moment there I wondered if I might not lose the job. But shorty didn't seem to be bothered and got off one last question: "What do you see yourself doing five years down the line?" I told him I could see myself developing in a big company, blah, blah, blah, but inside I was thinking of tha...